How to Become the Pope
Are you drifting between careers, unsure of your next move? Perhaps you should become the pope. Leader of the Holy Roman Catholic Church is a prestigious position that offers excellent…
Portugal Catholic Clergy Sexually Abused Close To 5,000 Minors: Report
Pope Francis has yet to respond to this latest controversy surrounding the Church. (Representational)Lisbon, Portugal: Catholic clergy in Portugal have abused nearly 5,000 children since 1950, an independent commission said…
Former Pope Benedict XVI’s Mixed Legacy On Child Sex Abuse
Vatican City: Benedict XVI was the first pope to confront the scourge of clerical sex abuse in the Catholic church, but only after a career in which he himself was…
Pope Francis Says Catholic Church Fighting Child Abuse “As Best We Can”
“It is an ongoing process that we are carrying out with courage,” Pope Francis added. (File)Pope Francis said Sunday that the Catholic church was working “as best we can” to…
Pope Francis’ Decision To Cancel Africa Trip Fuels Rumours Over Resignation
Pope Francis has been using a wheelchair due to pain in his knee.Pope Francis has fuelled the rumour mill with a postponed Africa trip and the curious timing of an…
Pope Francis Says Ashamed Church Did Not Prioritise Abuse Victims In France
“This is the moment of shame,” Pope Francis said.Vatican City: Pope Francis said on Wednesday he was saddened and ashamed by the Catholic Church’s inability to deal with sexual abuse…
Pope Francis Updates Canon Law To Address Paedophilia By Priests
Pope Francis updated the Catholic Church’s criminal code by adding directives of punishment.Europe: Pope Francis updated the Catholic Church’s criminal code Tuesday, adding directives on punishing sexual abuse crimes of…
Pope Francis Gets Self Thrown Into Hell As Part Of Plot To Take Down High-Level Demon Ring
THIRD CIRCLE, HELL—Claiming that going deep undercover within the adversary’s organization was the only way to destroy the nefarious horde of fiends, Pope Francis reportedly had himself thrown into Hell…
Pope Maintains Divine Buzz By Microdosing Eucharist Throughout Day
VATICAN CITY—Revealing that the practice helped him reach a state of sanctifying grace, Pope Francis confirmed Friday that he maintains a divine buzz by microdosing the Holy Eucharist throughout the…