Poor, poor Paramount Plus. In the Peak Streaming Era, someone has to be on the bottom, and it’s definitely you.
It’s true that the rebranded CBS All Access is a haven for Star Trek fans (with new episodes of the cheeky animated spinoff Star Trek: Lower Decks continuing to air weekly), but other than that, they don’t have much to offer for anyone who isn’t interested in delving into a few decades’ worth of vintage TV.
In September, for example, there’s very little original content coming to the streamer outside of The Harper House, a new animated series that seems like a genderflipped Family Guy meets Schitt’s Creek with a dose of Rehab Addict:
…and The J-Team, a new Nickelodeon-branded movie starring You Tube sensation and bow enthusiast-turned-LGBTQ-icon JoJo Siwa in a plot that sounds like exactly what you’d expect:
‘JoJo’ sees her life turn upside down when her beloved dance coach ‘Val’ decides to retire and is replaced by a sparkle-hating instructor named ‘Poppy’.
Not a great deal there to justify your $10 per month, is there? But dammit, sometimes you just gotta root for the underdog. Maybe next month, guys.
Paramount Plus exclusives coming in September
Table of Contents
- Every Sunday: New episodes of Evil
- Every Monday—Thursday: New episodes of Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News
- Every Thursday: New episodes of Star Trek: Lower Decks
Arriving Sept. 2
- RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars and RuPaul’s Drag Race Untucked (Season finales)
Arriving Sept. 3
- The J Team (Film premiere)
Arriving Sept. 7
- Inside the NFL (Premiere)
Arriving Sept. 9
- Behind the Music (Season finale)
Arriving Sept. 10
- Kacey Musgraves’ star-crossed (Film premiere)
- The Harper House (Premiere)
TV shows coming to Paramount Plus in September
- BET Her Presents: Queen Collective (Season 2)
- Punk’d (Season 1)
- Geordie Shore (Season 1-9)
- Blue’s Clues (Seasons 5-6)
- Blue’s Clues & You (Season 1)
- The Casagrandes (Season 1)
- SpongeBob SquarePants (Season 12)
- Acapulco Shore (Seasons 1-7)
- Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader (Season 1)
- Bucket & Skinner’s Epic Adventures (Season 1)
- Double Shot at Love with DJ Pauly D & Vinny (Season 1)
- Drunk History México (Seasons 1&3)
- Ex on the Beach (Season 3)
- Global Guts (Season 1)
- How Did They Build That? (Season 1)
- Ice Airport Alaska (Season 1)
- Mighty Cruise Ships (Season 3)
- Reclaiming History: Our Native Daughters
- Sunny Day (Season 2)
- Are You the One? (Season 7-8)
- AwesomenessTV (Season 1-2)
- Cousins For Life (Season 1)
- Let’s Just Play: Go Healthy Challenge (Season 1)
- RBUK (Season 1)
- Soccer Superstar (Seasons 1-2)
- Tak and the Power of Juju (Season 1)
- Talia in the Kitchen (Season 1)
- Wendell & Vinnie (Season 1)
- Ink Master (Season 12)
- Ryan’s Mystery Playdate (Season 2)
- The Adventures of Paddington (Season 1)
- Air Warriors (Season 7)
- An American Aristocrat’s Guide to Great Estates (Season 1)
- CSI: NY (Seasons 1-9)
- Double Dare (2018) (Season 2)
- Greek Island Odyssey (Season 1)
- Team Umizoomi (Seasons 3-4)
Movies coming to Paramount Plus in September
Arriving Sept. 1
- 48 Hrs.
- 50/50
- Anaconda
- Angel Unchained
- At the Earth’s Core
- Blue City
- Bull Durham
- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
- Cannon For Cordoba
- Cellar Dweller
- Cold Mountain
- Cop Land
- Count Yorga, Vampire
- The Dunwich Horror
- Exterminator 2
- The Fighting Temptations
- Friday the 13th – Part III
- Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter
- Fright Night
- Grosse Pointe Blank
- Hoosiers
- Jacob’s Ladder
- Just Between Friends
- The Killer Elite
- The Last Castle
- Mean Girls
- Miss You Already
- Mommy
- Mosquito Squadron
- Mr. North
- Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
- Nixon
- Phase IV
- Raising Arizona
- Salvador
- Secret Admirer
- Shaun The Sheep Movie
- Slumdog Millionaire
- Solace
- The Omen
- The Party
- The Patsy
- The Possession
- The Tenant
- Transporter 3
- The Wedding Plan
- Under Fire
- Frontier Uprising
Arriving Sept. 3
Arriving Sept. 10
Arriving Sept. 24
Arriving Sept. 28