Firefighters Remove Duct-Taped Steve-O From Billboard
Jackass celebrity Steve-O was rescued by Los Angeles firefighters on Thursday after he duct-taped himself to a billboard as part of a promotional stunt for his new movie. What do…
Trump Online Store Begins Selling Decommissioned USPS Mailboxes So Fans Can Own Piece Of History
WASHINGTON—Calling them “the perfect keepsake” to remember the agency, the official Trump online campaign store began selling decommissioned USPS mailboxes Friday so fans could own a piece of history. “For…
Adam Silver Warns Player Against Leaving Bubble For Strip Clubs With Lackluster Talent
ORLANDO, FL—Encouraging players to use their better judgment and not take unnecessary risks, league commissioner Adam Silver issued a warning Friday advising players against leaving the NBA bubble to patronize…
‘Damn You’ Shouts Contact Tracer Losing Track Of Coronavirus After It Catches Hold Of Helicopter’s Ladder
LOS ANGELES— Shaking his first from the roof of an office building, contact tracer Calvin Rosen reportedly shouted “Damn you” Friday after losing track of the coronavirus after it caught…
Eric Trump Tapes Karaoke Machine To Don Jr.’s Chest As Part Of Final Preparations To Spy On China
WASHINGTON—After frantically wrapping the electrical cord around his brother’s pant leg, Eric Trump reportedly taped a karaoke machine to Don Jr.’s chest Friday as part of their final preparations to…
Ninja’s Back: Tyler Blevins Has Returned To Streaming On Twitch After Getting Some Cereal From The Pantry
All rise, gamers, for the king has returned! That’s right, everyone’s favorite Fortnite and Valorant streamer Tyler “Ninja” Blevins is back streaming after an extended absence related to getting up…
Magician David Blaine To Attempt Helium Balloon Stunt
Illusionist David Blaine, known for extreme stunts and feats of endurance, will attempt to fly above New York City using helium balloons later this month as part of a Youtube…
WHO Urges People To Delay Routine Dental Exams
The World Health Organization is calling on people to put off visiting the dentist for routine care until Covid-19 rates drop or until researchers know more about the risks involved.…