Dog Owner Not Sure How City Expects Her To Pick Up Every Drop Of Dog Piss In Little Bag
CHICAGO—Letting out a frustrated sigh as her dog once again squatted down to relieve itself, local woman Shelly Reed told reporters Monday that she wasn’t sure how the city expected…
42-Year-Old Man Still Unsure What His Interests Are
LAWRENCE, KS—Racking his brain for anything that he liked or an activity that could be considered a hobby, local 42-year-old man Dennis Ferraro told reporters Tuesday that he was still…
36-Year-Old Man Begins Outlining A Savings Plan For PS5
SACRAMENTO—Admitting that he needed to operate within a strict budget if he was ever going to afford such a purchase, 36-year-old Brandon Miller reportedly began outlining a savings plan Monday…