TikTok Myth of the Week: Your Guts Are Just Chock Full of Poop
Some TikTok myths I find in the wild (like the tales of supposed tick attacks), while other times I’m tipped off by a news article claiming there’s a trend. The…
How to Use a Semicolon Without Fucking It Up
Photo: Ruth B (Shutterstock) Colons and semicolons are the indie rock of punctuation marks. They’re not mainstream-popular like the period. They aren’t obvious and eager-to-please like the exclamation mark. They’re…
The Secret to Making Colonoscopy Prep Less Shitty
Photo: Declair (Shutterstock) Many signs can tip you off to the fact that you are becoming an old person. Your neighbors suddenly seeming loud and obnoxious instead of like the…
How to Make Yourself Poop
Photo: dersigne (Shutterstock) Look, sometimes you don’t have time to wait. Whether you want to poop now to be sure you won’t later, or you just need some relief, here…