Hamilton Funko Pop

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I am not throwin’ away my Pop
I am not throwin’ away my Pop
Hey yo, I’m just like my Funko
I’m young, tiny and … uh … have big eyes though
And I’m not throwin’ away my Pop

I’ma get a scholarship to GameStop
I probably shouldn’t brag, but dang, I’m a Funko Pop
The problem is I got a lot of plastic but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word, I’m a Funko Pop
I’m a Funko Pop in the rough, a shiny piece of plastic
Tryna reach my goal my power of speech, impossible
I am a Funko Pop and will never speak
These New York City streets get colder, I don’t notice
Because I am a Funko Pop
I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish
Because how would I operate a gun, as a Funko Pop
The plan is to sit on a shelf in a box
But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out my name
I am the F-U-N-K-O P-O-P we are meant to be

I was going to do the whole song, but Jesus, it is so long and I’m already tired. I have never seen Hamilton and I have no idea what I’m doing, but there are Hamilton Funko Pops coming out and you can pre-order them now from Entertainment Earth. They don’t come out until July 2021, so you can buy them now and then wake up in a cold sweat one summer morning when they arrive at your door and you have no memory of purchasing them. Please comment “Hamilton Funko Pop” so I know you understand.