Avoid Strangers’ Dick Pics by Turning Off Airdrop on Your Phone
Old school: skeezy dude on the subway pleasuring himself in public. New school: skeezy dude on the subway airdropping you a dick pic. Ah, the forward march of technology! The…
The Case for the Adult Lunchable
Last week, when all of the writers came together for a glorious meeting in New York, I found myself in a bodega with Beth and Patrick, looking for bottles of…
What Items Are Always Stocked in Your Fridge?
Hello, and welcome back to What’s Cooking?, the open thread where you get to share all of your brilliant thoughts, advice, recipes, and opinions on all things food-related. This week…
Men: Don’t Wear Shorts to Work
I have some strong opinions about fashion. Despite wearing the same monochromatic outfit to work nearly every day, I’m a fan of sartorial elegance, tailored suits, and yes, the occasional…