The brown (Desi) dating scene is a minefield. For the women, of course. The men bios, however, are a different story. Yesterday, a twitter handle ‘someone’s daughter‘ posted a thread about how brown boys flirt.
And it clears up all the stereotypes about ‘bobs and vagene’. I mean sure those are there too but god damn, we are so much more creative than that.
ye dp me tum ho?
— nahi yaar (@notevenbitfunny) July 2, 2020
“I know you will never pick me because I am two inches shorter than you and bald. That’s sexist and racist btw” https://t.co/NDu4MtHMT0
— Edgar Allan Poeha (@vaniIlaessence) July 3, 2020
*texts you first then leaves you on read*
— 🌑 (@BigCringeEnergy) July 2, 2020
i only talk to youu
— Ranting Indian (@cleverindianboy) July 2, 2020
Tum inti mast ho phir kaise single ho?
— anu (@khoyahuabacha) July 2, 2020
uGh Kabira iS mY fAvorite SonG tOo!!😩😩
— danica dsouza (@danicadsouzaa) July 2, 2020
allah has given you everything except my number
— maria (@mariakhnx) July 3, 2020
Soyi nahi ab tak?
— !! Vipul Garg 🇮🇳 !! (@tweet0logy) July 2, 2020
Aap WhatsApp pe hoo. Aap ke kitne bhai bhen hai??
— old school (@Mirzafa59926206) July 2, 2020
This was way too fucking real. Oh, you don’t think it is? Talk to more women, my dude. Or don’t. After reading these tweets, IDK which is worse.